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My New Headphones. Holla.

abc123. What a great password.  No one will ever guess that.  It’s right up there in terms of security with “tits69,” and “ilovesex.”

Some professtional-types talk about doing business from their phones.  Well there are other people whose whole businesses depend upon their phones.  These people are called drug dealers.

Until then, every forest had wolves in it, we thought it would be fun to wear snowshoes all the time, and we could talk to water. So why is this woman with the gray breath calling out names and pointing to the little desks we will occupy for the rest of our lives?

—Ron [...]

babylonfalling:

Big L.  Just The Facts.  Get set to “Put It On” this February.